Two posts in 12 hours, you lucky dogs

Recap
Today's recap is dedicated to my BF from elementary school and the funniest gal I know. Here we are in like 6th grade, yes I know...no need to comment.

• Did you see that lady with rollers in her hair. You never see that on SoBe, that's more Hialeah....Girl, she don't need to dress up, she got a man. Gustavo is waiting for her at home on the couch...granted he waits for her on a couch covered in plastic but he's waiting
• I just dropped off my burrito
• No we got your mama's so dumb, your mama's so poor, so your mama aint goin nowhere
• And my very favorite....she said this in response to a previous post about the girl who said her dress was worn by Lindsey Lohan....Well, this is from Abercrome and Fitch worn by Maria Rodriguez at the movie theatre, 7:15 showing.

There has been much talk about the show that has finally arrived in Miami, Slava's Snow Show. Its been touted as a cross between Cirque du Soleil and Blue Man Group and promises to bring tons of snow to the MIA. The only time we see snow is Saturday night in south beach. Sounds interesting. Tix are about 55.00 and it runs through August 17 at the Adrienne Arsht Center.

New Section Word Up


This section will be devoted to words that we have made up over the years or heard someone else say that have been incorporated into our everyday language.

sorostitute: a delta delta delta girl who finds herself doing the walk of shame from the sigma chi, delta chi and pike house most days of the week.

Por Fin received a great write up in the miami herald recently, which we are very happy about especially since the herald is often wrong. Por Fin, finally, opened in Coral Gables and the restaurant is in a very open space with an upstairs bar area perfect for office parties. We tried their Miami Spice preview which consisited of the best tuna tartare since Morton's. The tuna chopped neatly into tiny squares and it mingles with tiny pieces of avocado surrounded my mango, yes mango. The braised short ribs out of this world as well. Even though they are boneless, they are finger lickin good. They are accompanied by a thin potato puree and a few potato crisps. 2500 Ponce de Leon Blvd.

Speaking of Miami Spice, get your wallets, your liver, and your waistline ready. It starts in T-7 days! There are tons of participating restaurants this year, gotta love the economy. The following rules will make for a successful spice season.


1. Don't bother going to any affordable places (like Chispa or Rosa Mexicana) , the key is to like a queen on the cheap.


2. Be sure to go the old reliables like China Grill, Capital Grille, Smith and Wo's (they added dinner this year), Ortanique, Baleen and the Forge. Skip Azul. People are bitchy and you have to eat somewhere else afterwards.


3. Give the 18 year old skinny, cracked out hostess a dirty look when she rolls her eyes as you ask for the spice menu. It was their choice to partipate and now we are participating.


4. Don't think you're gonna roll up lookin all fly wearin shell toes with your $36.00 in tow and no reservations on a saturday night. Ain't gonna happen. Beware: ladies, if you meet a guy who only wants to go to a miami spice restaurant...for lunch...run!


5. Tip well, it should be based on the regular price of the meal. The wait staff probably hates spice month, lets not make them homeless.

http://www.ilovemiamispice.com/