Last day of the month of the Julyer

Serendipity
Yeah, I bet you forgot about that section. Now, you're gonna have to scroll through the blog to see what that section is all about. (its about nothing)

On the topic of well drinks....what is a well drink? well, I wish I could get top shelf, well, I don't pay today, but I pay in the morning, well, I might as well, I mean its free. Well...no more. Don't do it people. Just say no.



Sad News. Fanucci's on Lincoln has closed its doors. They had the best ravioli I have ever had, this side of Italy, or, this side of the nearest Italian restaurant. They were like little pockets of deliciousness, with fresh ricotta cheese and spinach in a delicate pink sauce, not to heavy, not too light. Always right. Anyways, what I do not get is that no more than a hop, skip, and fried rice away is Kim's Chinese restaurant. The largest Chinese restaurant in dade county. It occupies some serious prime real estate on Lincoln Road. How does Kim stay opened? You know that its only her and her 5 relatives from China eating won ton soup everyday, yet Kim seems to be thriving. Maybe Kim's got some dumplings nobody knows about. Things that make you go hhhmmmmm.

Spotted in Miami

Gone are the days that you would drive by a seven eleven at 10pm and see all the tricked out rides parked in a row with their hoods up in a nascar style competition. It was an amazing display of testosterone, whose was bigger, louder, more powerful. Yeah, that's right, it reminds you of an ex boyfriend you used to go cruisin with, your hair all did up with dippidy do (or dippidy dont) with a curl all hugged up on your forehead, don't deny it. Denial....ain't just a river in Egypt. On a recent trip down the 836, I saw a lowered corolla, with, instead of a spoiler, a towel rack attached to the trunk of his car. Yup, who needs Exibit to come pimp your ride, just go to the nearest bed bath and beyond. Hey, A for effort man, when life gives you lemons, you make lemonaid.

I used to go to Hooligans like 10 years ago (you remember those days) and one night, while waiting in a long line out front, the door guys says...hey, a lowered red honda civic is being towed, and about 17 guys left the line to go check their ride. Gotta love the MIA

To Do:

Prime Blue Grille in Downtown is having a power lunch and power dinner for $23 and $36, which includes a bottomless pour of wine! Again, an establishment that does not know what they are getting themselves into. It is located on 315 South Biscayne Blvd.

Ovary Alert!!! There will be a denim sample sale this weekend at the Miami Beach Convention Center. Men, close your ears, we pay $200 for jeans. Levi's...that's yesterday's news. The jeans of today promise a J Ho ass and an Ana waistline. So, put down that skinny cow and run to SoBe. Its opened from noon to 7p on Sat and Sun.

Sadly, no recap. I have been working very diligently write, for school, not the blog, and have not been going out. Like I said, people, the recap section do not write itself. However, we did receive a funny video from our very own male BF D-Dog which I think ties in very neatly into today's theme. Enjoy.