UF # 1...once again

I know, I know, no blog for 3 days. But I can't, I am all blogged out. I have to write a paper for school and how would it look if I told my major professor that I have been blogging all this time and my literature review for dissertation is not done. Well, if I was getting another PhD, as in Player Hater Degree, I would be top of my class but I ain't.


Yup, us Gators already knew this, but for you common folk, it may be new news. We have been voted the #1 party school in the nation. I am sure this is not news to my parents as they pondered for the first three years if I was even going to graduate college, but yes, we have gotten our title. And we stand by it! If you recall and I am sure you do....my voice mail message of 2007...
"hi, you have reached Tania, alumni of the #1 football team in America and for the second year in a row, and the first time in sports history, the #1 basketball team in America. Then, the gator fight song played. Needless to say, people stopped leaving messages. So all you Gators, do the swamp chomp and re live the glory days of 5 cent margaritas at CJs, 50 cent pitchers at Purple Porpoise, 2.00 well drinks at Florida Theatre and amateur boxing Congo Craigs...yeah, I did it and got my ass kicked. Anything for a free bar tab right? But bring on the new college football season.

I heard on the news this AM that somewhere in Pheonix, they participate in a new type of marathon. Basically, the runners run a lap and are timed and then the stop at the bar and down a beer and are timed. So they run and drink, run and drink, run and drink, for 26 miles. The competition is the same because winners are based on best times, running and drinking. The finish line must one hell of a spectacle and I am sure there are several videos that have already ended up on you-tube. I think here in Miami we participate in a similar type of marathon....just, we skip the running.

We are taking donations to buy our boy BF Damian a new flask. Without it, it is just water and cubes or cubes and coke. We want to spring for one that is specially made for his dimensions. Like a tailor made suit, that ain't cheap. So please send your donations to http://www.iamacrazydrunk.com/.

Word Up
Ana: This girl Ana...as in ana-rexia is the skinny bitch that walks by wearing all bones, no skin. She is likely on the south beach diet, cocaine and alcohol, and when she walks by, you want to tell her to eat a sandwich. Poor Ana, somebody throw a bone some snacks.

To Do:

Miami Spice is starting up on Friday and yours truly will be posting the week's top picks and I will include their menu on the blog so its one stop shopping.

Gotta love the Bar on Ponce and Giralda. Where is it you may ask? On Ponce and Giralda. They are having shot night tomorrow night, where its $2 Cuervo and Jager all night. Not sure if that Jager comes with the bomb, but I say...spring for the bomb!


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