T-6 days to Miami Spice

To Do:
You have an hour to get there but Azul has special on Friday's from noon to 3pm. Yes, noon. Its a bottomless pour of wine for only $20.00. They just don't know what they're getting into, I think they may lose money on us. So for all you independently wealthy people out there, who ain't got no job and ain't got shit to do, have some wine.

Christabelle's Quarter is continuing with their Friday night wine tasting with wine expert (say's who) Barry Alberts 7-9:30p for $15.00. If you have not been to Christabelle's, you have to go, it is the most beautiful restaurant (except for Karu and Y...we miss you) we have seen. Its modeled after restaurants in the French Quarter in cajun town and the decor is out of this world. Sadly, I give it like one more minute to stay opened. Its was very expensive to create and you can't sell enough crawfish in the Grove to pay those bills.



You may be asking yourself who's number one on the philly cheesesteak list now? Its LA Bar in Kendall, the old College Park Inn spot. Yes, right next door to Hungry Bear. Takes us back to the Killian days...2 good 2 be 4 gotten. The owner is from philly and the food is excellent. On Thursday nights, which is Biker night, by the way....we take it over and the DJ spins tracks from Hot Wheels days, that's right P.L.A.Y You may even have the pleasure of witnessing our very own Alex performing the backward skate. Needless to say, the bikers hop on their choppers and ride on out.

Shout Out

Our male BF, Damian but you can call me Bad Ass, is having a post CPA exam celebratory soiree at Dolores but you can call me Lolita tonight. Bring your flask.

If you ever run out of gas...yeah I know you're thinking...who runs out of gas these days, I mean there's a warning light and everything. Anyways, I repeat if you ever run out of gas, call a fabulous Miss Peyton Decker, 305.9866250. She will pick you up anytime day or night and she will do it with a smile. We're not mentioning any names, Veronica, but you know who you are. If only your car can send you a text message or an IM when its low on gas, then you would know.

Word Up

TUI That ill fated text to an ex or botty call that you talked yourself into at 3 in the morning after a few cocktails. Don't do it, we're patrolling the streets. Friends don't let friends text drunk. And remember the rules, any call after 11pm is a botty call. Men, take note. I am not mentioning any names, Keith, but you know who you are.

Karma

Today's topic is Honesty....
"Every violation of truth is not only a sort of suicide in the liar, but is a stab at the health of human society."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Our lives improve only when we take chances - and the first and most difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves."
-Walter Anderson

In other words...don't be a Julyer. Yes I know, the word is worn out on the blog but we are in the month so suck it up.