OK, so listen up. I do not wish to receive any phone calls asking "why haven't you posted anything yet." I can't take it, just kidding I love it. Glad to hear you are enjoying my rants and raves. Today, is going to be short, I am awaiting some very pivotal photographs to upload before I can write about my main topic. Without the pics it would like be like the peanut butter but no jelly, like the ham but no burger, like the kool-aid but no sugar.

Activity of the week

Don’t go out on Saturday night. Feel so fresh and so clean on Sunday. Take a long walk around SoBe especially near the Grand Fiasco (Grand Flamingo) and try to pick out those people wearing last night’s clothes. Some are doing the walk of shame, some are just out still partying. Either way, ain't no shame in their game, they are living loud and proud in their clear heels and short skirts and jacked up mascara. What a sight! Its best to do this exercise with another person. Make it a competition. It’s all in good fun, we’ve all been one of those people at some point. Those that are on their way home from the club one morning and see people jogging and going to church and you feel like a complete degenerate. But now that we’re not in that predicament, we can point out those who are. Its a full circle.

Shout Out Corner

Happy Birthday to our friend Spring, she is fabulous and gives us inspiration to live in the moment and treat yourself right. We love you.

Good luck to our very fav new BF, D-dog, on your CPA exam. When ya gonna take it man? Its party time.

Congrats to Vanessa on mastering the art of accounting.

Spotted In Miami

Julyer license plate. If anybody sees this on the street, take a picture. Better yet, crash into him and bring him to us. There are many questions to be asked.

New Section Karma
This section will be devoted to inspirational messages to quench that inner quest for spirituality in your life. No people, its not all about happy hour and events and having fun and cool clothes. There is more. What? you may ask, well, its about connecting with yourself and others. This new section will provide genious and thoughtful insight on things that make you go hhhhmmmmm.....Enjoy and as spoken by our fav 954 resident.....may your ying meet your yang.

We start with my favorite quote:

"Live as if you were to die tomorrow and learn as if you were to live for ever"

-Yoda (just kidding), it was Ghandi, the real Yoda

Now a moment of deep breathing and .......om!